The Timberlake Appreciation Society presents: Hands off, Snitch!
The Crib Keeperat GrouchyMuffin So the Huffington Post is trying to RUIN my GLORIOUS day HOME ALONE! By running this muck of a story:...
View ArticleWatch it while you can, Britney will no doubt snatch it down soon.
The Crib Keeperat GrouchyMuffin Once Upon a time, a beautiful, classy, magical butterfly named Britney Spears went nuts. She shaved her head, went loopy and said goodbye to reality for a few months (or...
View ArticleBritney Spears is gettin’ sued, Y’ALL!
The Crib Keeperat GrouchyMuffin Yesterday the celebrity gossip world tooted the news that America’s Treasure, Britney Spears, had a 10 million dollar sexual harassment lawsuit smacked across her...
View ArticleThe Wal-Mart Wedding. Alternate title: It’s too early for this.
The Crib Keeperat GrouchyMuffin Where do I even start… 1. Did they have their honeymoon at the “Lay-Away” department? 2. Is it just me, didn’t the dude marrying them sound just like JAMES EARL JONES?...
View ArticleThings that make my morning: Angry Baby at Play(group)
The Crib Keeperat GrouchyMuffin Today is a day of celebration and Maccaroni. I’m taking Angry Baby to her weekly playgroup and my weekly therapy session with a crew of incredible women who happen to...
View ArticleHappy 30th Birthday, BRITNEY!
The Crib Keeperat GrouchyMuffin Britney Jean Spears, the former teenage tart with a heart, America’s skanky sweetheart is THIRTY YEARS OLD today. It’s been thirty years since she step-ball-changed out...
View ArticleThis is the Voice (You Have No Choice.)
The Crib Keeperat GrouchyMuffin For those of you new to class, I watch NBC’s talent carnival, The Voice. I haven’t written a ton about it, because frankly, there’s no NAKIA(!) for me this season. I’m...
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